Introduction
So, I live with many many rabbits. They are taking over my apt, one by one.
It started simply enough. I met a magician, who had bunnies. I liked them, and wanted one of my own. I went to the Colorado Springs Humane Society, where I picked out a cute fuzzy bunny. The shelter workers then talked me out of that bunny, and into Cookie. Cookie is a stunning, grey and white Dutch. She is also a bitch. (I learned that later) She bites. Everyone. She is just plain mean. I call her my Cookie Monster, or Bitchy Bun, or more lately, Ancient Lady, as she is almost 12 years old now. She's been with me for 8 years now, and has traveled across country 6 times. She has lived in Colorado, San Diego, Texas, Michigan and Los Angeles. We have come to an agreement, that she doesn't bite me unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. This doesn't go for anyone else. Them, she can bite for no reason at all.
While in Texas, Cookie found a loving boyfriend, named Victor. He was cute, and fuzzy, and didn't mind when she beat him up, so I brought him home (neutered of course) They have been together for 6 years now. Victor's a chincilla rex, and is a bit plump. I call him Chicken Butt. (He's rather nervous...)
We lived happily for several years, until I got to Los Angeles. My second year here, all hell broke loose. And now, I have too many bunnies. More on that later....
It started simply enough. I met a magician, who had bunnies. I liked them, and wanted one of my own. I went to the Colorado Springs Humane Society, where I picked out a cute fuzzy bunny. The shelter workers then talked me out of that bunny, and into Cookie. Cookie is a stunning, grey and white Dutch. She is also a bitch. (I learned that later) She bites. Everyone. She is just plain mean. I call her my Cookie Monster, or Bitchy Bun, or more lately, Ancient Lady, as she is almost 12 years old now. She's been with me for 8 years now, and has traveled across country 6 times. She has lived in Colorado, San Diego, Texas, Michigan and Los Angeles. We have come to an agreement, that she doesn't bite me unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. This doesn't go for anyone else. Them, she can bite for no reason at all.
While in Texas, Cookie found a loving boyfriend, named Victor. He was cute, and fuzzy, and didn't mind when she beat him up, so I brought him home (neutered of course) They have been together for 6 years now. Victor's a chincilla rex, and is a bit plump. I call him Chicken Butt. (He's rather nervous...)
We lived happily for several years, until I got to Los Angeles. My second year here, all hell broke loose. And now, I have too many bunnies. More on that later....

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